So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle?
I need a book about a little girl whose parents had promised their firstborn to different witches and the only way that both ends of the deal were fulfilled was for them to have joint custody of the child.
I love it!
And then the witches, forced to share a cottage while raising their joint stolen child, fall in love…
Why the fuck do government forms that want to measure your income always ask for specifically “income BEFORE taxes”? Like. That is utterly useless information to base a decision on because I’m only actually getting about 80% of that, so if you decide what I can “afford” based on that number it’ll be completely wrong.
Adolescent boys are widely considered to be one of, if not the most, sought-after demographic by game development studios, but the uptick of female gamers could be a signal of changes to come. Mobile ad firm Flurry Analytics found that on on the whole, women presented a much larger value proposition to game developers in terms of revenue and brand engagement.
So I was looking at this terrible lingerie shop and….
bringing this back
she criticizes the taste of your meat for half an hour then storms off, it’s very erotic