April 2012
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Tomorrow is April Fool's Day.
BELIEVE. NOTHING.
TRUST. NO ONE.
I hate April Fool’s Day so much. It’s like basically a license to be cruel to people for the sin of being trusting, and then laugh at their expense over it. Because it’s *funny*, amirite? Never mind that for some people your “joke” becomes a moment of humiliation that they will have burned into their mind for years and years. ...
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a hilarious joke
tanku:
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
why?
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
March 2012
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Things, and also some stuff.
Just some personal stuff on the State of Me, thoughts and whatnot. Not drama this time, sorry to disappoint! ;-)[[MORE]]
I think I have finally found a combination of face products that leave me, if not totally matte, just slightly “glowy” instead of shiny enough to see your reflection in! This is kind of a huge deal for me. So it turns out OCM (oil cleansing) was a little too...
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STORY TIME: AutismSpeaks Uses An Autistic & Lies...
sherlocksflataffect:
I have a story for those of you who are creaming your undies about Autism Speaks, who supposedly want to help autistic people. They don’t at best they want to use us, and that is the opposite of helping.
Story below the cut. It’s long, but if you actually care about autistic people, you’ll read it anyway. If you support Autism Speaks, read it. I want to know what makes this...
knitmeapony:
deliciouskaek:
dumbthingswhitepplsay:
urbanafrofuturism:
The term “government n*gger” is mostly used by some white people in the South to refer to a Black person on welfare or getting a government check of some sort.
so anyone whohonestlybelieves Santorum said Govermentnik (which isn’t a word used by anyone ever anywhere)
you are deluded
loooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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“When the path of a man and woman are going to cross, it’s always the woman who’s...”
– Own Your Space! (via andythenerd)
True story. The number of men who have walked right into me is…a really high number.
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Yes, this.
(via unseilie)
whenever I walk anywhere
I always look like I’m either marching into battle
or marching to commit serial murder
(via...
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biteydiscord:
Not enough people have said NO to the proposed personhood amendment that’s invading Canada. Please sign this. Please. This motion has an impact on everyone that is capable of getting pregnant, not just women, and we cannot let this pass.
See the counter-arguments to Motion 312 for further information. Don’t let the government turn me and the rest of its citizens into faceless...
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karethdreams replied to your post: karethdreams replied to your photo: sonneillonv:…
The original post has to have “Allow Photo Replies” enabled. This was the first time I actually tried it out. =)
…That was enabled? I usually never do that. Weird. o.0
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karethdreams replied to your photo: sonneillonv: underhuntressmoon: …
Okay how did you do this? I was unaware you could use images/gifs in replies!
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A clinic's landlord turns the tables on... →
fuguestasis:
It’s become routine for protesters to distribute fliers, posters and create Web sites with all of a doctor’s personal information and urge others to target them. Kansas doctor George Tiller was killed in 2009 and his protege, Carhart, had his farm burned to the ground.
The tactical twist — to focus on a clinic’s property owner — was also a clever move. Stave himself could take it....
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“[TW: Rape] It wasn’t the first time a lawmaker has suggested that women seeking...”
– 9 Lies Republicans Tell About Women’s Bodies
Not only are Republicans rejecting actual science, now they’re making up their own.
(via shorterexcerpts) …wut.
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This eye twitch I’m developing cannot be healthy. Tumblr, I need you to share less suck.
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………....
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How many Freudian analysts does it take to change...
johnfenixaran:
Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.
LADDER.
I MEANT LADDER.
bluntlyblue:
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sdotmarymartha:
I’m not even fully up on this “new” racist moment for Santorum, but additional bad new bears for Jelly Belly lovers. He spoke at their factory joint in California this week and thanked them for their support of Prop 8, which apparently received a lot of cheers, and the company owner is on the record for having donated to...
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ihopebarackobama:
i hope barack obama is playing pandemic 2 and his disease gets into madagascar before they close their shipyards
wesmonster:
missmodela:
“man we totally raped the other team”
“i wish girls these days would have more self respect”
“i’m not racist my best friend is black”
“I can say ‘fag’ I have a gay friend”
“stop being such a girl about it”
“I’m just saying, if you have a penis, you’re a man.”
“Harm none!”
“Everyone should be vegan!”
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Reblog if you have those songs on your iPod you...
procrastinatingftw:
I might want to listen to them later!
On my Favorites playlist, no less. Because I still like them! I’m just apparently never in the mood to actually listen to them.
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Iowa-R Rep. Steve King on Obamacare
ponypuns:
[C]onservative Iowa Congressman Steve King [this exact same Steve King] stepped to the portable lectern in front of the Supreme Court on Tuesday morning and, repeating the words scribbled on a handmade sign being waved around over his head by a man in a cowboy hat, warned the government to “Keep your law off my BODY!!’’
Time to bust this baby out again:
Dear Internet Explorer, go die in a fire.
Dear companies with finicky interactive sites that will literally ONLY WORK on IE and which I have to access for work purposes, also go die in a fucking fire.
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Was it fair Miss Universe got disqualified for... →
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theselfmademen:
You know what to do Tumblr. Currently the polls say it was fair…
We got this, y’all.
69 fair-31 unfair, currently. Go go go!
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Warning, I am about to obnoxiously practice...
madamethursday:
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kiriamaya:
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moniquill:
I swear, the majority of white people who are vegans* are vegans because they feel a deep need to create more problems in their lives.
Complication and problem solving are major human impetus. If you don’t have enough actual problems, you will make problems for yourself to solve. Some people do it by taking on...
“[TW: violence]
After we stripped the dead suspect and tested him for drug and...”
– Gretchen Carlson and Chief Bill Lee explaining their justifications for Zimmerman’s actions
I think I’m done with this case now. I’m washing my hands of it, because justice isn’t being served. Zimmerman wasn’t detained, he’s gone missing, Trayvon’s been completely dehumanized (stripped, tested for...
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sonneillonv:
widdershinsgirl:
There totally needs to be a word for pro-female activism that isn’t caught up in all the cissexist, binarist, ableist, racist shit of second-wave feminism.
I kind of thought that was Third-Wave Feminism.
Well…yes and no. I mean most of us still just use “feminism”, it’s not like we all specifically ID as “third-wave...
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Flaming duck balls!
TL;DR I’m whiny and ranty because I wanted to see The Hunger Games this week and now it looks like I’m going to have to wait until next week. FUCK.
So. Ozz is working 12-hr nights this week (which is already awkward and horrible) on a turnaround at the refinery to install a brand new $4mil turbine (turnaround is where they completely close down the unit for as long as it takes to...
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nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
Y’all are killing me tonight, seriously.
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wesmonster:
butnotinlove replied to your post: Thanks to Cracked i really want to use “boobily”…
…How do you even begin to contextualize that?
“Gee, but I sure am concerned about my boobs today!” Emma said boobily as she and her boobs went over to the lunch table to sit with the girls and their boobs, which were all looking firm yet supple and not in the least bit saggy.
The article discusses,...
“Ever since puberty, ever since I was 11 or 12, I’ve had cyclical depression....”
– Rachel Maddow on depression (via nprfreshair)
YES THIS IS THE BEST THING TO EVER HAVE HAPPEN TO ME
(via anedumacation)
This is me, kind of.
I’m fast running out of steam and I kind of want to curl up into a ball and sleep.
For weeks.
(via barefootwarriorqueen)
Wow. Relevant.
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Children of the Dragonfly: Indian Health by Lela...
scar-lip:
adailyriot:
The big reason women hesitate to come forward is: who would believe them? Some, such as my sister, don’t even know for certain. She had children at the ages of sixteen and eighteen. She never used or asked for birth control, but after her second child was delivered by C-section, she didn’t conceive again until she was in her thirties. Tubal ligations have histories of not...
Well, he's got the pagan vote →
sonneillonv:
cunning-flame:
shadowsighsilverlights:
A Queens councilman who is a practicing pagan is expected to announce tomorrow that he’ll seek retiring Democratic Rep. Gary Ackerman’s congressional seat, GOP sources said.
Republican Dan Halloran would join Councilwoman Liz Crowley, Assemblyman Rory Lancman and Assemblywoman Grace Meng, all Democrats, in the race.
The Queens GOP...
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Personal blah, some talk of depression symptoms and stress bullshit. TMI re:my sex life, so uh, family members proceed with caution or don’t proceed at all.[[MORE]]
Had a therapy appointment this morning. By myself, with the therapist I’ve seen on and off for almost ten years and who Ozz and I are seeing for couples counseling right now. Cried a little when I was trying to explain...
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Writing that last post, it suddenly occurs to...
…that I have never asked this, but probably should. So, for my followers, is there anything in particular you need me to tag for you to Tumblr Savior? If there’s a particular tag you need me to use, please let me know and I’ll try to remember. Anon is on if you don’t feel comfortable with me knowing who needs what.
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TW: mention of self-injury
That awkward moment when you tell a new psychiatrist that you have a history of cutting, and she asks how long ago it was, and when you say “it’s been at least a year since the last time” she looks at your arms all oddly, and then you have to try to explain that no, all the scratches and scabs and scars there are just because you have a cat who plays rough and you haven’t...
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Please, get this out there. This is about the... →
velocicrafter:
Thus far these attacks have fallen into two categories: false and irrelevant. Much of this leaked information seems intended to play into stereotypes about young African-American males. Here’s what everyone should know:
1. Prominent conservative websites published fake photos of Martin. Twitchy, a new website run by prominent conservative blogger Michelle Malkin, promoted a...
STFU, Conservatives: jpegartifacts:... →
jpegartifacts:
socialistictendencies:
grave-wisdom:
paxamericana:
Fox News’ The Five currently talking about The Hunger Games being a cautionary tale warning against the dangers of socialism.
…………………… sigh
how
why
what
File under “people who don’t understand…
….
…….
How the fuck do they always get things exactly, completely, perfectly 180 degrees backwards?
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trans-terrific:
lebanesepoppyseed:
ggreasewizard:
black people: black pride! native people: native pride! latino people: latino pride! gay people: gay pride! white people: white pri- *stabbed and then burned alive*
Exactly, this. This is how it should be. Why the fuck would a majority group with visibility, resources, and power need “pride” or uplifting? From what have they been scorned...
