Unmitigated Phallus

thefremen:

undercoverterrorist:

thegoddamazon:

healthy-is-sexy:

these posts annoy me.
LADIES YOU CAN EAT A PIZZA (or whatever) AND STILL GET A GOOD BIKINI BODY!
you just need portion control and eat it in moderation

Or I could just not give a fuck. Thanks.
I’m happy with my curves and scarfing down whatever the fuck I want. Hooyah, bitch.

There’s nothing satisfying about being a wafer thin blonde white lady.I’ll take pizza thanks.

List of ways my life has improved since I’ve lost 40 pounds:
1. Just kidding if anything I’m much worse off these days.

1. A “bikini body” is simply a body in a bikini. Everyone can have a “bikini body” right this instant without losing a single pound. Just put on a bikini! Instant bikini body. Or, y’know, don’t, if you’re not into bikinis. Whatever, really. The point is, fuck the idea of a “good bikini body”. My body is good, it could be in a bikini if I owned one, therefore I have a good bikini body, even though I look nothing like that picture. 2. Help me out here, person who made this image. Are you saying you’ve figured out how to freeze an instant in time? Or do you just not have any fucking idea what “eternal” means? Because no body is “eternal” except in the awesome “every molecule in your body will live on in the universe even after it’s no longer part of your body” sense of the word. Even if you starve yourself into having that body (or if you have it naturally or whatever), it won’t stay that way forever - you know that, right? You will age. Your tits will droop. The shape of your ass will change and your hips will get a little softer and you will get wrinkles and curves and *you will change*, because that’s just what bodies do over time! That body is just as much of an immediate/temporary satisfaction as the slice of pizza is. Don’t delude yourself. So considering that they’re both temporary satisfactions, and that a slice of pizza has a more than 5% chance of satisfying me and doesn’t pose the same health risks that repeated dieting does, I’ll take the pizza, thanks. ^_^

undercoverterrorist:

thegoddamazon:

healthy-is-sexy:

these posts annoy me.

LADIES YOU CAN EAT A PIZZA (or whatever) AND STILL GET A GOOD BIKINI BODY!

you just need portion control and eat it in moderation

Or I could just not give a fuck. Thanks.

I’m happy with my curves and scarfing down whatever the fuck I want. Hooyah, bitch.

There’s nothing satisfying about being a wafer thin blonde white lady.
I’ll take pizza thanks.

List of ways my life has improved since I’ve lost 40 pounds:

1. Just kidding if anything I’m much worse off these days.

1. A “bikini body” is simply a body in a bikini. Everyone can have a “bikini body” right this instant without losing a single pound. Just put on a bikini! Instant bikini body. Or, y’know, don’t, if you’re not into bikinis. Whatever, really. The point is, fuck the idea of a “good bikini body”. My body is good, it could be in a bikini if I owned one, therefore I have a good bikini body, even though I look nothing like that picture.

2. Help me out here, person who made this image. Are you saying you’ve figured out how to freeze an instant in time? Or do you just not have any fucking idea what “eternal” means? Because no body is “eternal” except in the awesome “every molecule in your body will live on in the universe even after it’s no longer part of your body” sense of the word. Even if you starve yourself into having that body (or if you have it naturally or whatever), it won’t stay that way forever - you know that, right? You will age. Your tits will droop. The shape of your ass will change and your hips will get a little softer and you will get wrinkles and curves and *you will change*, because that’s just what bodies do over time! That body is just as much of an immediate/temporary satisfaction as the slice of pizza is. Don’t delude yourself.

So considering that they’re both temporary satisfactions, and that a slice of pizza has a more than 5% chance of satisfying me and doesn’t pose the same health risks that repeated dieting does, I’ll take the pizza, thanks. ^_^

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