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knitmeapony:

thegoddamazon:

princeletif:

I’ll gladly stay single till I can find a wife like this!!
and they spelled Marraige wrong

LOL I’d do this shit with my husband. In the summer, we’d use water guns…and when shit gets serious? Paintball.
But this is the cutest shit ever. She was nice enough to leave him a gun with ammo. I would have made him play it like a game where he had to find ammo all over the house.

This totally makes me think of saathi and cookingbaconshirtless

Ozz has the Nerf long-rifle, and the battery-operated belt-fed heavy machine gun.  I have the short “assault rifle” looking one, and two of the revolver in the picture.  I’m a lot more accurate than he is - probably comes of having done a fair amount of shooting actual guns - but he can lay down heavy suppressive fire with that HMG, especially if he props it on the back of his office chair and uses it for mobile cover.  We each keep our arsenals by our desks for impromptu household gun battles.  Yeah, marriage can be pretty awesome.  ^_^
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knitmeapony:

thegoddamazon:

princeletif:

I’ll gladly stay single till I can find a wife like this!!

and they spelled Marraige wrong

LOL I’d do this shit with my husband. In the summer, we’d use water guns…and when shit gets serious? Paintball.

But this is the cutest shit ever. She was nice enough to leave him a gun with ammo. I would have made him play it like a game where he had to find ammo all over the house.

This totally makes me think of saathi and cookingbaconshirtless

Ozz has the Nerf long-rifle, and the battery-operated belt-fed heavy machine gun.  I have the short “assault rifle” looking one, and two of the revolver in the picture.  I’m a lot more accurate than he is - probably comes of having done a fair amount of shooting actual guns - but he can lay down heavy suppressive fire with that HMG, especially if he props it on the back of his office chair and uses it for mobile cover.  We each keep our arsenals by our desks for impromptu household gun battles.  Yeah, marriage can be pretty awesome.  ^_^

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  1. xxkaigejudasxx reblogged this from hark-shewhispersoncemore
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  6. godbless-st-cyr reblogged this from hark-shewhispersoncemore and added:
    fall in love with someone who would put up with me doing this :3
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  10. ponypuns reblogged this from jadelyn and added:
    Note to self - I clearly, clearly need nerf guns in my house.
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  13. socialistguineapigs reblogged this from chauvinistsushi and added:
    Just like to point out that there is no reason to assume that the person who wrote this is female. Handwriting? Hearts?...
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  21. itinerantvae reblogged this from jadelyn and added:
    …I’m missing something. What about that message says that a wife left the message? #frequentlyhomeafterthehusband
  22. datagoddess reblogged this from knitmeapony and added:
    One of the gifts we gave to our wedding party were super soakers. We had a water fight right before the rehearsal :-D
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  24. jadelyn reblogged this from knitmeapony and added:
    Ozz has the Nerf long-rifle, and the battery-operated belt-fed heavy machine gun. I have the short “assault rifle”...
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  27. knitmeapony reblogged this from thegoddamazon and added:
    This totally makes me think of saathi and cookingbaconshirtless
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  33. curiouskitty reblogged this from thegoddamazon and added:
    What if the husband left this little surprise?
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  35. princeletif reblogged this from thegoddamazon and added:
    So umm, Thegoddamazon *gets on one knee* will u Nerf with me?
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    LOL I’d do this shit with my husband. In the summer, we’d use water guns…and when shit gets serious? Paintball. But this...
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