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Our stupid fucking cat has now kept us both up for a full hour with constantly trying to scratch on and nearly knocking over the folding room-dividing screens by our bed. We have shouted at her. We have sprayed her with water. We have jumped out of bed and chased her off. We have got her by the scruff and snarled in her face (which usually convinces her to chill the fuck out because it means we’re serious). Ozz finally chucked her in her carrier and closed her in for a time-out. I am going to strangle the little piece of shit if she keeps doing this. I don’t know what the fuck has gotten into her but this is Not Okay at all.

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  1. scairdycat said: Crate
  2. sprackraptor said: I don’t think Tumblr will let me send links—STUPID TUMBLR—but I looked up “cat scratching discourage” and got a good site, “3 ways to prevent,” the first one is herbal sprays and sticky tape on the furniture itself—just ideas. STUPID CHARACTER LIM
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