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“It’s like I have a remote control kitty and I’m just driving it.”

In our effort to wear the cat out make sure Mara has had plenty of exercise during the day so she will sleep (or at least be less destructive) at night, Ozz grabbed a laser pointer and is running her around the house.  And then it occurred to him that leading her around the house with it was like driving a remote control car, so now he’s making “vroom vroom” noises and screeching noises as he guides her around corners.

 …Oh and he just shouted “all-terrain vehicle!” when he ran the laser up onto the couch and she leaped up to follow.  >.<

    • #my husband thinks our cat is a remote control car
    • #cats
    • #how is this my life?
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  1. sprackraptor reblogged this from jadelyn and added:
    heheheheheee. Our cats love “magic bug.” Or possibly hate it. At...most of them chase it,...
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  5. stormbornstark said: Is she a chitter-er? Kitty chitters so much >.< it’s adorable. Baylee also loves the laser pointer though, and she’s so… the opposite of grace, it’s hilarious.
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