Hey guess what tumblr? I’m awake in the wee hours of the morning again!
And it is because of my stupid fucking cat, again! Wheee! Who I am about ten minutes from pitching out the door to let make its own way in the world! Wheee!
Honestly, how did we get what is apparently the stupidest cat alive? You would think it would learn, after getting yelled at and sprayed with water every five minutes for the SAME. EXACT. THING. - that it would, I dunno, maybe learn that it shouldn’t fucking do that thing? But no. Our furry little piece of shit is not that smart.
Silly me, looking forward to a good night’s sleep tonight to make up for the two hours it kept me up last night, so that maybe, just fucking MAYBE, I might have enough energy during the day to actually fucking keep up with doing the shit I need to do.
You know, you stupid beast, if I’d wanted to ruin my nights and never sleep again, I’d have had a baby. How about you try to be less horrible than an infant, okay?
