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abaldwin360:

I hope Rick Santorum has a computer game he really likes that one day starts crashing as soon as he loads it and everything tech support tells him to try doesn’t work.

I hope Rick Santorum’s video drivers are always out of date.

-Joe

I hope Rick Santorum kicks the power strip and shuts down his computer while he’s working.

I hope Rick Santorum’s cat pees on his pillows.

Source: abaldwin360

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    I hope Rick Santorum bangs his pinky toe on every table leg he ever passes.
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    I hope rick Santorum gets bluescreened.
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    I hope Rick Santorum gets featured on bad art tumblrs.
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    I hope Rick Santorum gets addicted to a tv show, completely dedicates his life to it, lives and breathes it, and it gets...
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    I hope Hussie makes Rick Santorum a character in Homestuck so then he can kill of that character in the most brutal of...
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    I hope Rick Santorum gets a really bad haircut then has to go see a hundred thousand people silently laughing at him....
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    I hope Rick Santorum gets a call from his doctor saying he’s going to be constipated for the next nine months.
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    I hope Rick Santorum’s computer freezes up so bad that even Crtl-Alt-Delete can’t fix it.
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    I hope when Rick Santorum downloads something on the internet it reaches all the way up to 99.9% download and then...
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    I hope Rick Santorum steps on an entire store full of Legos. One by one.
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