actualcanadianfemmesherlock:

tamlane:

federalists:

are you really bisexual?

Prove it, complete this bisexual obstacle course

#yeah this mentality is bullshit and upsetting but i would very much like to see what a bisexual obstacle course looks like


Well judging from what I’ve seen around Tumblr:

Obstacle 1 - be attracted to men and women exactly equally - in fact, be attracted to all men and to all women, in exactly the same way, cause otherwise ‘you’re actually X and just faking/experimenting with Y’

Obstacle 2 - Don’t be attracted to more than one man or woman because otherwise you’re just ‘desperate’

Obstacle 3 - Make sure you have sex with both men and women because your sexuality is irrelevant if you aren’t having sex

Obstacle 4 - Make sure you don’t have sex with more than one person because then you’re just desperate/slutty

Obstacle 5 - Don’t you DARE be attracted to a trans* or non-binary person - you don’t get to define your own sexuality!

Obstacle 6 - Make sure you’re attracted to trans* or non-binary persons, otherwise you’re judgmental and trans*phobic

Oh and make sure you do all of these at once

Did I miss any?

Pretty accurate. Although I’d add “and never ever leave a partner of one gender for someone of another gender” because you get all the “you’ll just leave me for a woman/for a man” types who cite that as a reason not to date you even if they liked you before finding out you’re bi.

(via actualcanadianfemmesherlock-dea)

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